newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(Source: dw)

I’m just so damaged; I hold my breath and freeze

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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shylocks:

"If the protagonist is queer, and the story doesn’t revolve around romance, then why is the protagonist queer in the first place if it’s largely irrelevant? I’m simply curious"

If the protagonist is straight, and the story doesn’t revolve around romance, then why is the protagonist straight in the first place if it’s largely irrelevant? I’m simply curious

boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(Source: kimyas)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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promoted:

when someone bring up sexuality